70+ Christmas Movie Quotes to Tickle Your Bones This Festive Season

70+ Christmas Movie Quotes to Tickle Your Bones This Festive Season

Best Christmas Movie Quotes  

Dr. Seuss’ classic reminds us that the true magic of Christmas lies in the intangible qualities of love, kindness, and togetherness.

The holiday season is upon us, and what better way to capture the spirit of Christmas than through the timeless words of our favorite festive films? Christmas movies have the power to evoke nostalgia, warmth, and the true meaning of the season.

In this blog, let’s take a journey through some iconic Christmas movie quotes that continue to resonate and bring joy to audiences year after year.

Elf Quotes  

  • “This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop. Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.” – Buddy
  • “You stink! You smell like beef and cheese, you don’t smell like Santa.” – Buddy
  • “He’s an angry elf.” -Buddy
  • “SANTA! Oh my God! Santa, here?! I know him! I know him!” – Buddy
  • “Son of a nutcracker!” – Buddy
  • “I just like to smile. Smiling’s my favorite.” – Buddy
  • “I am a cotton-headed ninny muggins!” – Buddy
  • “The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.” – Buddy
  • “I planned out our whole day. First, we make snow angels for two hours, and then we’ll go ice skating, and then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookie Dough as fast as we can, and then to finish, we’ll snuggle.” – Buddy
  • “Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?” – Buddy
  • “You have such a pretty face. You should be on a Christmas card.” – Buddy

How The Grinch Stole Christmas Quotes  

  • “Maybe Christmas… perhaps… means a little bit more.” – The Grinch
  • “Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.” – The Grinch
  • “Am I just eating because I’m bored?” – The Grinch
  • “I could use a little social interaction. – The Grinch
  • “HELP ME…I’m FEELING.” – The Grinch
  • “Be it ever so heinous, there’s no place like home.” – The Grinch
  • “Holiday who-be what-ee?” – The Grinch
  • “Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we’re horribly mangled, there’ll be no sad faces on Christmas.” – The Grinch
  • “No one should be alone on Christmas.” – Cindy Lou Who

A Christmas Story Quotes  

  • “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid.” – Santa Claus
  • “I triple-dog-dare ya!” – Schwartz
  • “Nadafinga!” – Old Man Parker
  • “Fraa-jeel-aay! It must be Italian!” – Old Man Parker
  • “Oh my god, I shot my eye out!” – Ralphie Parker
  • “Meatloaf, smeatloaf, double beatloaf. I hate meatloaf.” – Ralphie Parker
  • “I can’t put my arms down.” – Ralphie Parker
  • “He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.” – Old Man Parker
  • “Some men are Baptists, others Catholics; my father was an Oldsmobile man.” – Ralphie Parker

Home Alone Quotes  

  • “This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone.” – Kevin McCallister
  • “Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!” – Kevin McCallister
  • “You’re what the French call ‘les incompetents.” – Lizzie McCallister
  • “Look what you did, you little jerk.” – Uncle Frank
  • “Guys, I’m eating junk and watching rubbish! You better come out and stop me!” – Kevin McCallister
  • “Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back.” – Kevin McCallister
  • “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” – Gangster Johnny

Jingle All The Way Quotes  

  • “I’m not a pervert! I just was looking for Turbo Man doll!” – Howard Langston
  • “I’m gonna deck your halls, bub.” – Santa Claus
  • “Put that cookie down!” – Howard Langston
  • “It’s Turbo time!” – Howard Langston

The Santa Clause Quotes  

  • “Everybody likes Denny’s; it’s an American institution.” – Scott Calvin
  • “I’m in big trouble.” – Scott Calvin
  • “Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night! When I wake up, I’m getting a CAT scan!” – Scott Calvin
  • “We’re your worst nightmare. Elves with attitude.” – E.L.F.S. Leader
  • “Down the chimney? You want me to take the toys down the chimney into a strange house, IN MY UNDERWEAR?” – Scott Calvin
  • “Just because you can’t see something, doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.” – Charlie Calvin
  • “You put on the suit, you’re the big guy.” – Bernard

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Quotes  

  • “Think you might be overdoing it, Dad?” – Ellen Griswold
  • “I don’t want to spend the holidays dead!” – Rusty Griswold
  • “Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?” – Clark Griswold
  • “Save the neck for me, Clark!” – Cousin Eddie
  • “When Santa squeezes his fat white a*s down that chimney tonight, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.” – Clark Griswold
  • “Worse?! How could they get any worse? Take a look around you, Ellen! We’re at the threshold of hell!!” – Clark Griswold
  • “I don’t know what to say, except it’s Christmas, and we’re all in misery.” – Ellen Griswold
  • “Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?” – Clark Griswold
  • “This isn’t charity. It’s family.” – Clark Griswold
  • “Eat my rubber!” – Clark Griswold
  • “Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.” – Clark Griswold

The Nightmare Before Christmas Quotes  

  • “Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it.” – Jack Skellington

It’s A Wonderful Life Quotes  

  • “Youth is wasted on the wrong people.” – Man on the Porch
  • “I’ll give you the moon, Mary.” – George Bailey
  • “I wish I had a million dollars…hot dog!” – George Bailey
  • “Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings.” – Zuzu Bailey
  • “Remember, George: No man is a failure who has friends.” – Clarence Odbody

Love Actually Quotes  

  • “At Christmas, you tell the truth.” – Mark
  • “I realized that Christmas is the time to be with the people you love.” – Billy Mack
  • “If you look for it, I’ve got a sneaky feeling you’ll find that love, actually, is all around.” – David
  • “To me, you are perfect.” – Mark

Miracle On 34th Quotes  

  • “Faith is believing in things when common sense tells you not to.” – Fred Gailey
  • “It’s cold outside. A man’s gotta do something to keep warm.” – Drunk Santa
  • “Christmas isn’t just a day. It’s a frame of mind.” – Kris Kringle
  • “I believe, I believe, it’s silly, but I believe.” – Susan Walker

Rudolph, The Red-Nose Reindeer Quotes  

  • “A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.” – King Moonracer
  • “What’s the matter? Haven’t you ever seen a talking snowman before?” – Sam the Snowman

A Christmas Carol Quotes  

  • “It’s all humbug, I tell you.” – Ebenezer Scrooge
  • “God Bless Us everyone.” – Tiny Tim

White Carol Quotes  

  • “When I figure out what that means, I’ll come up with a crushing reply.” – Bob Wallace
  • “In some ways, you’re far superior to my cocker spaniel.” – Phil Davis
  • “If you’re worried and you can’t sleep, count your blessings instead of sheep. Then you’ll fall asleep counting your blessings.” – Bob Wallace

The Polar Express Quotes  

  • “Seeing is believing, but, sometimes, the most real things in the world are the things we can’t see.” – The Conductor
  • “The thing about trains… it doesn’t matter where they’re going. What matters is deciding to get on.”  The Conductor
  • “Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.” – Santa Claus

A Charlie Brown Quotes  

  • “I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It’s not bad at all, really. Maybe it just needs a little love.” – Linus Van Pelt
  • “I just don’t understand Christmas, I guess. I like getting presents and sending Christmas cards and decorating trees and all that, but I’m still not happy. I always end up feeling depressed.” – Charlie Brown
  • “That’s what Christmas is all about, Charlie Brown.” – Linus Van Pelt
  • “Please note the size and color of each item, and send as many as possible. If it seems too complicated, make it easy on yourself: just send money. How about tens and twenties?” – Sally Brown
  • “All I want is what I have coming to me. All I want is my fair share.” – Sally Brown

The Holiday Quotes  

  • “I’m looking for corny in my life.” – Iris Simpkins
  • “It’s Christmas Eve and we are going to celebrate being young and being alive.” – Miles Dumont

Wrapping Up!  

As we immerse ourselves in the festive glow of holiday lights and the joyous sounds of carols, let these Christmas movie quotes serve as beacons of warmth and inspiration.

Whether shared with loved ones or contemplated in quiet moments, these words encapsulate the timeless lessons and sentiments that make Christmas movies a cherished part of our holiday traditions.

So, as you gather with family and friends this season, may these quotes resonate in your hearts, bringing the magic of Christmas to life once again.

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